I
"Me, an individual, a committee of one."
Pledge
"Dedicate all of my worldly goods to give without self
pity."
Allegiance
"My love and my devotion."
To the flag
"Our standard, Old Glory, a symbol of freedom. Wherever she waves, there's respect because your loyalty has given her a dignity that shouts freedom is everybody's job!"
of the
United
"That means that we have all come together."
States
"Individual communities that have united into forty-eight great
states. Forty-eight individual communities with pride and dignity and
purpose; all divided with imaginary boundaries, yet united to a common purpose, and that's love for country."
And to the
Republic
"Republic. A state in which sovereign power is invested in representatives chosen by the people to govern. And government is the people and it's from the people to the leaders, not from the leaders to the people"
For which it stands,
One Nation under God
"One Nation, meaning 'so blessed by God'"
Indivisible
"Incapable of being divided."
With liberty
"Which is freedom -- the right of power to live one's own life without threats, fear or some sort of retaliation."
And Justice
"The principle or quality of dealing fairly with others."
For all.
"For All. Which means, boys and girls, it's as much your country as it is mine."
And now, boys and girls, let me hear you recite the Pledge of Allegiance:
As Red would say, "I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy. So, if by chance, you are not feeling well and you should remember some silly little thing I have said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart – then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled."